Microsoft Vista Makes Me Horny

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I don’t think you’d see this anywhere but Seattle:

Now for the backstory. Saturday night we went out with some friends to a piano bar, 88 Keys. It’s a blast, I highly suggest it if you’re in Seattle. But they have the “Phrase of the Night” where you can have them write something on the mirrors behind the stage for a dollar amount. It starts at $1.00 and goes up another dollar each time someone writes something on the board. It’s genius because by the end of the night when everyone is drunk they’re paying $30.00 to write something on the mirror. But early in the night, when it was still $6.00, for a few hilarious minutes, “Microsoft Vista makes me horny” was up front and center.

I really like Vista, but there is at least one person here in the Emerald city who REALLY likes Vista.

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  • http://dougr.net Doug

    Hey Ryan,
    Your blog has been in my live bookmarks for quite some time and I think I have posted maybe once before. Anyway, this is pretty darn funny, especially right above a “coming out” anouncement.
    D.

  • http://blog.xsive.co.nz/ Campbell

    ROTFLMAO!!! that wasnt you was it?

  • http://blog.digitalbackcountry.com Ryan Stewart

    Hah! No, it wasn’t me. It just goes to show how crazy we are up here. Doug, I agree. That wasn’t planned, but it couldn’t have been better.

  • http://www.brandonellis.org/ Brandon Ellis

    Nice!!!
    To me, Vista feels like the girl you want and want and want and then over the years the interest wanes and you see her around and she still gives you that ‘feeling’ but its much less intense cause it’s been going on for so long at this point and there are other girls who make you feel that way. So by the time she is available you’re kinda like, ‘… maybe I’ll play Half-Life 2 again instead’.

    But I’ve been married for 16.5 years so I wouldn’t prolly be the best person to comment on that kinda thing. ;)

  • David

    Ah yes! Seattle, the city that actually made people VOTE on whether strippers should be made to dance at least 4 feet from the patron. I think the rain is starting to take its toll!
    ;-)