I thought the Starbucks Oracle was some kind of super seer who can cut right through a person’s mind just by taking their drink order. I think it got Dan, Ciara sent me hers and it was also a bull?s-eye. Mine, not so much:

Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual

You’re liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you’re clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters “just in case it’s true.” All people who drink Venti Iced Chai Latte are potheads.

Also drinks: Sparkling water
Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores

I fit parts of that, but I am definitely not liberal. I like to consider myself laid back, and everyone else probably does think I’m clueless. We’ll stop the description examination there. Perhaps I simply defy definition.

Just know that Chai Latte’s are not only for hippies.

Also this is my favorite:

You don’t go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don’t know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Mocha are strippers.

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